These distinct but synchronized set of events took me to 6 peculiar conclusions for existence, that I, Tortuga, openly proclaim.

 

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1, It is not safe to eat pineapples when on trains.

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2, Salmons have the darkest humor of all the galaxies.

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3, Mangos are not anchors and they live in space.

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4, The Universe is simply a pineapple been chewed by a tourist.

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5, Spacefish will take their revenge.

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And 6, I will never forget Gerald.