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We interrupt this program

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news! NEWS!

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There is word of a massive existencial crisis

in Cincinnati

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Alert! Beware!

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It is contagious

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Be alert!

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Faith burglary confirmed,

there is a criminal group

who traffics faith in

a black market of Cincinnati 

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Danger!

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Do not buy

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pirate faith,

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Do not buy

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cellophan souls

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